thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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