Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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