areolas are like halos for boobs.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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