But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Someone shit on the floor
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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