i don't like sucking hair
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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