You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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