Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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