Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
This is classic penis vs brain.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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