Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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