I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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