i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
