Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
porn star boner night. come get it.
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Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
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I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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