I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
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he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
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Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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