Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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