She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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