We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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