So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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