why didn't you poke me back
I'm drive I can fine osifer
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??