So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
21 Porn Stars Confess What Sex Is Really Like On Set
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
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I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again