I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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