cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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