it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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