I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
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don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
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ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Shame is for Republicans.
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