Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
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I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
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Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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