belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
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I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
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In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri