It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
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Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
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I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.