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  It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.

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• (315): View more from New York

  You smell like a Billy Joel song

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.

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• (714): View more from California

  After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.

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• (212): View more from New York

  You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump

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  Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.

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