I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
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Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
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Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing