I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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