Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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