yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
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he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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