so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
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Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Alive.
So much puke
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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