I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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