I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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