in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
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Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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