Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
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I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
soo... how was my night?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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