There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
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Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
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We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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