seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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