I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
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You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
did you just send me my own nude
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
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