The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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