The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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