Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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