covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
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I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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