my room smells like sperm. sweet.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
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I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
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Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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