Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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