***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
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He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I need moral support for this bender
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
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Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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