We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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