Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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