Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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