??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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