She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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