trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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