i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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