I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
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I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
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I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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