dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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