Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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