my mouth tastes like poor choices
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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