What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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