Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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